Clancey Wiggum
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: I'm pretty sure there is.
Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle...
Lou: Hey, she's right Chief. [shows him 'Springfield Law']
Wiggum: Well, shut my month. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling... Boys, knock it off!